Opinion: Yoweri, you should have named your son Emirembe [instead of Muhoozi]

I’ve been quarreling about this issue of bail. It’s a provocation. In my culture, when you wrong me, my clan has a duty to avenge. That’s why when my son was born, I named him Muhoozi which means vengeance, such that when someone wrongs me he avenges” (…) “Among the Banyankole, if you insult me we fight. But according to other cultures, provoking and insulting is free speech. Free speech by insulting me and my mother?” Yoweri Tibuhurwa Kaguta Museveni (04.02.2022).

Clearly there is a reason why Lt. Gen. Muhoozi Kainerubaga got his name. Not that his named “Uhuru” which means freedom or amani (Swahili)/emirembe (Luganda) which means peace. No, he is named Muhoozi, which means the “avenger of the innocence”.

Just to put things in perspective, an avenger means: “a person who exacts punishment or inflicts harm in return for an injury or wrong” (Oxford Languages). To be more blunt, a man who plans and intends to revenge someone. That is what is at stake and meaning of it all.

I know Mirembe is a name for a baby-girl or a woman, but the meaning is still profound, as it says something of the intension of the parents. Instead of wanting more warfare and someone to be the vigilante for you, which is why the father named him Muhoozi.

As an intent of revenge or to avenge a cause, Museveni named his first son just that. Like the good “Christian” man he is and brutal rebel he is known to be. We know there is one rule for the His Excellency and another for the general public. That is well-known and been stated over the three decades his been in power.

Therefore, saying this in 2022, as the father is ageing is making it very clear. He doesn’t intend to go out in peace or harmony. No, this old man doesn’t plan to create a space of liberty and freedom. No, he will avenge and use his son to do his bidding. It all makes sense, why the man who took power by the guns. Is issuing his son to carry the same. That’s why Muhoozi is carrying the weight, using the guns and ushering in suffering on the dissidents of the state. It all makes sense and it’s a brutal one at that.

We know now why he was trained as a warrior, sent to military school and became a military commander. It was all to serve a cause for the old man with the hat. That is the lesson here and his just a weapon of destruction to the ones that is in the way of Museveni. Muhoozi is there to stifle, destroy and silence the ones who does the father any wrong. It is that simple and his purpose is really described for all of us. Not only in the name, but in the actions as well.

This is why Special Forces Command (SFC) has acted like it does. That’s why the army is under his wings and his a high ranking official. It’s all to do what the father needs and retort with blunt force. Initially, the role of the avenger of the ancient rebel. Peace.

Opinion: Remember to praise Lt. Gen. Muhoozi Kainerugaba

It is one vital thing for humanity and especially for the ones living in the Republic of Uganda. There is a need for a daily reminder. Just like we needed a daily reminder that former Vice-President Edward Ssekandi was still walking on this planet earth. We now need to remind ourselves, that it’s about time to worship and sing songs of appreciation of the great wonder-boy Lieutenant General Muhoozi Kainerugaba. If we don’t do that… someone will crush your soul and your bones will be eaten wild-beasts. I have now warned you … and I am sorry for being so late about it. However, we still have time to do the right thing.

Because, he needs red-carpets, long convoys of cars and fabulous woman to chew (which happens to be side-dishes and not his official wife). The Lt. Gen. needs to be humoured and get well written articles about his achievements. If he speaks or acts like a diplomat. Make it seems like his a seasoned statesman and solved world hunger.

The first son is the salvation of mankind. It is just like he has risen from the dead on the third day. After getting born in Tanzania in the 1970s… and being a refugee until his father took power in 1986. Alas, his greatness manifested in the flesh. His the next Kofi Annan and Nelson Mandela. No, his the second coming of Christ. That’s how the gig-workers makes it seem and his saving everyone along his way.

The Lt. Gen. isn’t the Special Force Command or uses any of his authority to torture people, keep people incommunicado or harm civilians who offends him. No, the people get hurt by themselves, they get scars on their own and they shouldn’t question the magical vessel of human inspiration called Muhoozi Kainerugaba.

I am writing this… because I am already tired of the praises, the songs or rejoice and grandeur of a man who only is in the spotlight, because he happens to be the son of the old man with the hat. He is only having the authority and office, because of birth. He would be another bottom-feeder and slum-dweller, which not a single soul would have paid no mind. Unless, he suddenly was able to strike gold and found a path out of poverty.

However, Lt. Gen. will be the golden boy and the Project Muhoozi is active. Just like Gen. David Sejusa aka Tinyefuza aka Tinye warned the world years ago. Now, The Independent Magazine and the East African is writing about his prominent rise. As if his coming out the ashes like a phoenix. However, he just came out with a silver-spoon from the Entebbe State House after listening endlessly to his father and the sermons of mama Janet. It must be tedious, but someone has to listen to these two on the regular.

So, if you expect this to die down. No, this will only amplify until Muhoozi has a church and a cult in his name. They might call it a political party or movement, but we know the drill. These folks will make the fans of Taylor Swift or Beyoncé look like innocent school-children. The ones following and sings psalms of the Lt. Gen. will be much worse…. and it will be far from holy.

He will be their deity and demi-god who is saving mankind. That is who he is and the air that he breathes can heal the sick. This the sort of narratives and rhetoric that is coming your way. Heck, Lt. Gen. will even guard the gates of heaven and secure entry of the fellowship of Rwakitura Monarchy and Church of the M-Sevens.

If you don’t know, now you know. Peace.

Opinion: The court documents proves torture of Kakwenza Rukira

The writer and activist Kakwenza Rukira who dared to question and call Lt. Gen. Muhoozi Kainerubaga ‘obese’ in December 2021. After prolonged agony, kept in detention in-communicado and not produced to court from mid-December to early January 2022.

The writers document and court documents are really revealing, as it states some fact, which the government cannot deny at this point. While he was in Kitalya Mini Max Prison showed that he was healing from scars from torture on his back, buttocks, thighs and hands. As well, as the St. Francis Hospital Nsambya report the Post-Traumatic Stress (PTS), blood clots under finger nails, multiple lacerations and healing bruises on his back, buttocks, thighs and right forearm, stress fracture left distal tibial shaft and periostitis left fibula.

As you can see the court document says very substantial torture which he went through in government detention and at unknown facilities. The Special Force Command (SFC) the former unit, which Lt. Gen. Muhoozi Kainerubaga lead before he became the Commander of Land Forces (CLF) of Uganda People’s Defence Forces (UPDF).

It is really frightening that they can do this to a civilian and a writer. That means that the SFC on command and orders of the “high above” can torture someone just out of spite and revenge. This is the message and meaning of spreading fear.

Torture isn’t new and has been a staple of the National Resistance Movement (NRM). As it has used SIU Kireka and ungazetted safe-houses to torture civilians and activists for decades. Therefore, the state and it’s security agencies has been doing so. While fragments of the horror stories are revealed in courts and sometimes the injustice is vindicated with paid cost and damages.

If they can do this Kakwenza Rukira, which is a public figure and writer. The state can be even more hostile, more avenging and causing fatalities as well. That is well-known… and it has been visible with the “drones” and extra-judicial killings, which was prevalent in the campaign season and up to the polls. We also know that opposition activists, members of parliament and civilians affiliated is still linger behind bars, as we speak.

Therefore, the writer and dissident has been tortured for questioning the first son and third ranked army commander in UPDF, Lt. Gen. Muhoozi. That is evident and clear for everyone to see. Peace.

A brief look into the appointments of the new CMI and DCI

Today there been several of reappointments within the Uganda People’s Defence Force (UPDF). What is unique is that Maj. Gen. Abel Kandiho is appointed to be the head of South Sudan Security Monitoring Mechanism. This is clearly giving him a less visible and viable position, as he is sanctioned and questioned by neighbouring Rwanda for interference there.

Therefore, the appointment of Maj. Gen. James Burungi in his place as the Chieftaincy of Military Intelligence (CMI) is the big catch of the day. His the former commander of Special Forces Command (SFC) and been the head of South Sudan Security Monitoring Mechanism until today. Nevertheless, these two are just changing positions.

While, the new Director of Criminal Investigations is the newly promoted Tom Magambo who today went from being a private within the Internal Security Organization (ISO) to become Major and the DCI. That’s really a unique rise and special manner of jumping ranks within the army. As he has skipped several of promotions to get there.

One of the few mentions of Magambo in the press is back in 2013, as a part of a ISO team and being the one in-charge of the political affairs within ISO. Therefore, his tireless and years of putting in work has paid-off. As his went from ISO to become the DCI. Back then he was just in mention, as a part of a team, but now his risen to prominence.

The only other things that’s been reported by unverified sources, is that Magambo is known for bloating up budgets within the ISO with ghosts assets, which gives him a huge cut and up to 80 million shillings a month in the bank. While he is the one who has informants and control of the classified information within the organization. He is supposed behind plenty of the leaks to the media about the ISO operations and missions. If that is true… then the DCI will be in for a reckoning and not for the betterment.

The appointments of CMI and DCI is clearly done to get loyal men in-charge. Where the President wants more cronies and such. However, the appointment of Magambo is the most worrisome. As his way over his head and must have some sort of spell on the UPDF or the President. Since he could jump ranks like a magician. He must have some sort of brief intelligence and informants, who has either scared someone or possible given him leverage for a better position. Because, it is hard to make any sort of sense of it. Unless, his betrothed to one of daughters of His Excellency… with that in mind… it would all make sense. Alas, that is all mere speculations, as this appointment is mind-boggling. Peace.

Opinion: Muhoozi is so obese, that his fat-ass stands in the way of rule of law

“Muhoozi has humongous hips and breasts. He’s obese. How can a soldier who went to genuine military training and exercises everyday have such a sedentary figure? God punishes the corrupt in a good way with a badge of stupid figure” (Kakwenza Rukira, 27.12.2021).

Today, the writer and critic Kakwenza Rukirabashaija were bound to be released on bonds after being captured, tortured and detained since 28th December 2021. He was finally produced in court and was supposed to be later released. However, right after being released from Kitalya Prison and put on bond by the Buganda Road Courts. A vehicle with unmarked registered plate kidnapped the dissident and sent off.

Just like the plain-clothed invaders of his home on the 28th December 2021. As they took him away and arrested him after writing the forementioned tweet. Clearly, Lt. Gen. Muhoozi Kainerubaga has a fat ass and that is standing in the way of rule of law. The obese mindset, which implicates everyone to bow down to his greatness and lack of heart. Since, everyone is bound by an unknown law to love the man and gentle massage his ego. Like the keyboard warriors of the NRM and the whole GCIC staff apparatus.

That is very clear, as anyone can be touched for calling a man obsess. Just like the state could arrest and go after Dr. Stella Nyanzi too. There is no bound and reasoning, only merciless betrayal of freedom of expression, which is limited and narrow. Unless you are one of them and are powerful. Then you can call people pigs, insects, vermin, or any sort of derogatory word in book. Heck, you can throw the book at them and use the whole spectrum of insults, which is what the father of the offend son does on the regular.

The kidnapping and re-arrest today only shows how fragile the over bloated ego of Muhoozi is. As he can use his power and rank to demolish his detractors. While we still can name-call his ass and be blunt. Muhoozi is a fragile and weak individual, who calls himself a general. A man who thinks of greatness and aspire for the highest office but isn’t fit to even stand up to a few whiny words on social media. That’s the sort of fella he is and its weak tea.

We are clearly seeing the fat-ass of Muhoozi is blocking the avenues of freedom of speech, as the writer and such wasn’t allowed to talk about the case or anything to the media. He was muffled by the court order with his bond. While the state also confiscated his passport. That’s all done to humiliate and capture him. So, he cannot leave into exile… because the state wants to severely punish him.

It is even proven by how they take him right after the release and didn’t even get a cup of tea or say hello to his family. He just got out of the courthouse and boom, the vehicle and agents of state was there ready for action. They want to scar him more and prove their point. That Muhoozi is an obese man with a very big ego.

Muhoozi needs guidance and help, he needs mercy and some self-reflection, however, the ones around him is only boosting his ego. They are there kissing his fat-ass and cleaning up his plates. They are just “yes-men” who hopes to eat of the career of Muhoozi. They don’t mind this mind-numbingly stupid Lt. Gen. who cannot even carry a few insults or infuriating words. He just supposed to be praised like the baby dictator he is. The future despot and prince of darkness with an ass that can carry few more calories than most apparently. Why do I believe that? Since, his arresting people for calling him obese. I wouldn’t believe, if he let it fly and didn’t pay it no mind. However, when he uses the state apparatus to go after someone for calling him that. Then I have to believe it is true.

So with today’s action. I believe the fat-ass of Muhoozi is the reason for why there is a limited freedom of speech. His ass is blocking that and there is only a dark hole in space. The ass of Muhoozi is blocking the freedom and liberty of men to speak and to digress in public. Because, his ass is so afraid of ridicule and mockery. Since his raised in the belief that anyone should praise the ground his walking on like the demi-God, he believes he is. Peace.

Uganda: The Home Office of Andrew Karamagi – Re: Kakwenza Rukirabashaija – Enactment of Magnitsky Sanctions against Lt. Gen. Muhoozi Kainerugaba, Commander of the Land Forces, Uganda People’s Defence Force (25.01.2022)

The Case of Kakwenza Rukira is a proof that the rule of law is dying

The National Resistance Movement and President Yoweri Tibuhurwa Kaguta Museveni promised a fundamental change and a new state of governance. However, with time those promises has withered and proven to be a fault-line. There is a correct line, but that isn’t the ones of rule of law or justice for that matter. No, it is blind loyalty to one man and his quest for eternal power. The rest is just a game of scandals and spin to forget the injustice and the plights of the population.

The NRM and Museveni just show their sinister attitude towards their civilians and the dissidents when they are keeping a man incommunicado from 28th December 2021 to the 11th January 2022, as his charged in court for disturbing the peace of the President and his son Lt. Gen. Muhoozi Kainerubaga. After the writer insulted and infuriated the ones power. Now, his behind bars and in prison for insulting the President and his Son.

If you thought Museveni brought fundamental change, you are wrong. It is more of the same and his acting just like the ones he “liberated” the people from. There is no difference between him and the ones who fought. The liberation war was for a chosen few and not for the general public. The NRA historicals and the elites, the rest has to beg for mercy it seems. The President wants beggars and people on their knees to get blessings like the former tormentors did to the people in the past.

Museveni and Muhoozi isn’t supposed to be ridiculed or mocked. They are supposed to have fun content and praising texts of glory. These men are supposed to be beloved and cherished. However, these are harming and going after the dissidents, the opposition and the ones who isn’t behind them. They are using the authorities and the law enforcement to silence the ones who dares to defy them. That’s what has happened to Kakwenza Rukira.

The writer dared to call Muhoozi obese and a drunkard. The writer of the Greedy Barbarian dared to question and mock the first family. While he did so in the public and in social media. He did what Dr. Stella Nyanzi has done and others like Pastor Joseph Kabuleta. They have all been taken to court and been detained for their writings. Therefore, the state isn’t acting in a new manner.

They are just resolving it quicker and with more brutality. While not producing him in the courts within 48 hours. Not giving him access to legal representation or having due process. The writer has been gone for days and weeks. The man was missing from 28th December to the 11th January 2022. That’s the sort of act of injustice and impunity. This is not proving the state to be fair or treat their dissidents fairly. It is showing the world that Museveni and Muhoozi bears grudges, they are ruthless and reckless. They don’t mind blood, pain or suffering upon the ones who challenge them. While they don’t have the character to address it back in the written word.

It was God damn tweets with a few words, not a decree or a ill advised speech. No, this was quick remarks and mockery on social media. A public figure of the stature of Muhoozi or Museveni should handle that. They should have the character, not only as public figures, but as army commanders. However, they have thinner skin and bigger egos than movie starts. They are sentencing and charging people, because they cannot manage criticism. Maybe, the words of the writer is true, then? He is obese and a drunkard? Is the Lt. Gen. Mr. Obese? Is he fatty-fat and feels ashamed of it? S

Since he has to order and get daddies to help to arrest, torture and keep someone incommunicado for days. That is maybe even validating the mockery, instead of refuting and rebuking it with simple words. That is what the state should do and it has several of spokespersons, government communications outlets and a few ministers who could do something useful. However, they are instead answering with violence and law enforcement. That is showing what lack of resolve and character the two men has.

They cannot articulate or use their minds. Instead they order guns, glory and pain on a civilian. Muhoozi cannot even defend himself. A man who is boosting himself and his position on social media. A man who can be vile and attack without any hesitation other political leaders like Bobi Wine. Muhoozi can write whatever and say what he feels without any other than positive coverage. However, a civilian must face jail and the courts for doing the same. That shows the discrepancy of the current state.

Museveni didn’t come with real change. Neither will Muhoozi. They are just liberators of their own fate and hopes the naive believes their arrogance and their rash acts of insincerity. Clearly, their egos are fragile and the Leopards Anus needs to save his buttocks from his son obese tummy. Peace.

DRC: Joint Press Release from UPDF & FARDC – Sinister plans to discredit Operation Shujja (10.01.2022)

Opinion: One law for Andrew and another for the brothers of Robert

Through his official Twitter account Kainerugaba, who is also the first son, said that Mwenda is part of the Army’s fan base, which is ‘just an excited’ lot. “My bro Mwenda is part of the massive fan base that UPDF has because of the great work we do. They want to wear our uniforms, hold our guns and even pretend to fly our aircrafts. It means nothing. They are just excited beings. A victorious army like ours is used to such adoration,” he tweeted. Early this week, videos of Mwenda, a media personality and founder of the Independent Magazine, circulated on social media, attracting criticism from the Ugandans online, who quickly pointed out that his actions are criminal and punishable under the Army Law” (Betty Amamukirori – ‘Muhoozi defends Andrew Mwenda on military attire’ 09.01.2022, New Vision).

It is now clear that there is a distinction between the ones who are part of the elite and who is serving the state, which Andrew Mwenda now clearly is. As of last year and since Robert Kyagulanyi aka Bobi Wine went into the political landscape. He has galvanized youth and used a red beret, which has “illegal” and people have served time in prison for wearing.

That’s why it’s special and unique to see a civilian like Mwenda. The Editor and journalist at The Independent Magazine. Getting all out in military fatigue and being praised by First Son for doing so. The Commander of Land Forces in the UPDF is accepting this and letting him do it. However, we know his same army and state wouldn’t have allowed anyone else do this in the opposition.

We know already that the National Resistance Movement MPs and High Ranking Officials are all in military fatigue when they have lectures and seminars at Kyankwanzi every year. We have seen them gallivanting around with the fatigue. All from Jennifer Full Figure to the former Secretary General Lumumba-Kasule. We have seen it all and it’s not news, but we are seeing the hypocrisy and the use of law applied to one part of society, and easily dismissed in others.

Just read this passage here:

164. Unauthorised sale or wearing of uniforms, etc.

(1)

Any person who, without authority—

(c) wears or uses any decoration supplied to or authorised for use by any member of the Defence Forces or any decoration so nearly resembling that decoration as to be likely to deceive,

commits an offence and is, on conviction, liable to imprisonment not exceeding seven years.

2) Subsection (1) does not apply in relation to any uniform or decoration for the purposes of any bona fide stage, film or television production or military representation.

(3) Any person who by act, words, conduct or otherwise, falsely represents himself or herself to be a person who is or has been entitled to wear or use any uniform or decoration referred to in subsection (1), commits an offence and is, on conviction, liable to imprisonment not exceeding three years” (Uganda People’s Defence Force Act 2005).

We know Mwenda was sitting in the helicopter and being proud-cock of participating with the UPDF. Where he was showing it off to the whole social media as well. He was in military fatigue and wearing the whole uniform for anyone to see. I doubt it was a film-production, television clip or indirectly a military representation. No, it was just a display that his in the anointed elite and “one-of-them”.

I’m looking forward to the display of a movie role or the next UPDF promotion clip with Mwenda acting out his military dream. Where he displays his inner Terminator or Rambo. Because, surely something has to come out of this. It is very clear that the National Unity Platform (NUP) has been violated here. If the ones in the inner-circle can do it, but the ones opposing the government cannot. Then the interpretation of law isn’t justified. Since why should one brother be allowed and another not? The law and the text is the same. The UPDF Act haven’t changed or says, if you are affiliated to government or associated with the National Resistance Movement (NRM), then you are justified wearing military outfits, uniforms and fatigues. No, it states that only UPDF actives are supposed to wear it, unless your doing specific movie or television productions. Therefore, Mwenda should be held under contempt just like the NUP activists, members and leaders who has faced the law for wearing a red beret. That is just fair, if there still is any resemblance of rule of law in the Republic.

As it stands now… there is one law for Andrew and another law for Robert. Peace.

Uganda: Ministry of Defence & Veterans Affairs – Press Statement (04.01.2022)