Zimbabwe: Resignation Press Statement to the Nation from Vice President of the Republic of Zimbabwe Hon. K.C.D Mohadi (01.03.2021)

Zimbabwe: A Press Statement to the Nation by the Honourable Vice President of the Republic of Zimbabwe Kemo C.D. Mohadi (24.02.2021)

Opinion: A pimp named Kembo

“Pimp-pimp hooray

Pimp-pimp hooray


Pimp-pimp hooray

Pimp-pimp”Kendrick Lamar – “Untitled No. 2” (06.23.2014).

We know that this world can be rough. We know that there are dangers in this world. There are the good guys and the bad guys. You have the hustlers, the pimps and the gentlemen. You never know who you meet and what posses the person that you meet. However, there are some ground rules to this here game.

Vice President of Zimbabwe Kembo Mohandi will go down as a pimp. He is the P.I.M.P and was inspired by 50 Cent and G G G Unit. Who knows, maybe he listed to Too $hort and E-40. Whatever he did. He surely thinks more with his pecker then with his head.

There are now four different woman who has affairs with the VP. Some of which was already married. One student who got paid of her tuition, if she slept with him. Another one he wanted to have in the office and another one he wanted to do stealth or raw. This old man has no scruples when it comes to sex. He just wants to go down and doesn’t care as long as he gets a sympathetic crotch to cry on.

I would expect this of a younger man. A man who is a student and has nothing to lose. A man who is just trying to score as much as possible. This is some pimping shit. However, the VP has an office and is supposed to have integrity. It seems he uses the office to allure woman and with his position get into their pants. It seems like he loves the attention and only seeks for comfort in sheets and nothing else. He is acting like a predator and a sex-addict.

He seems like his more focused to score, than to govern. This for a man in this high position and office. A Vice-President isn’t something easily to go by. You shouldn’t get there on limp, but because you have abilities and capabilities to govern. However, this man seems focused on banging chicks by any means possible. Kembo wants to be the PIMP.

This man wants to be known for his side-dishes. The VP wants to be apart of the click of Uncle Snoop and the Dogg Pound. We just know that. That is how we can perceive his actions. The phone-calls and his attitude. It is all about hitting the third-base and calling it a day’s work.

We can wonder how many more woman will come out of the woodworks. How many more woman he has done this too and if it will ever have consequences. Because, he clearly only sees woman for one thing. It isn’t to build relations, but to drop a load-off. He just wants to skeet-skeet-skeet and move-on. Like the PIMP he is. That is not what you expect of his rank or his office. No, we expect more, but that seems too much to ask. Peace.

Zimbabwe: Human Rights NGO Forum (the Forum) & Woman and Law in Southern Africa (WLSA) – Statement – Sex Allegations against Public Officials (22.02.2021)

Opinion: Have Kembo Mohandi violated article 106(2b)?

Are you alright now?… Are you alright now? Can you give me a fuck now?” – Vice President Kembo Mohandi

One of the Vice-Presidents of Zimbabwe Kembo Mohandi have gotten into a pickle. The old man of 71 years is clearly vigorous. As the leaks of phone calls with his “lovers” been released to the public. Surely, the VP didn’t wanted this out in the public. Someone dropped this to hurt him and maybe get someone else promoted or appointed in his place. Since this is making the old man looking “sexists” and “questionable”. The manner, which he spoke to the ladies in question is also showing his true character.

That he has affairs and sexual relations with people is usually personal business. However, when you are an VP there is other standards. Also, the manner, which these leaks have been released shows how he interacts with his “lady-friends”. As these are also married ladies as well. This shows that he doesn’t care or thinks because of his position that he got the magical stick. Since, the young ladies will throw themselves at him and he can enjoy the spoils. This seems like the thing of the VP.

Not that I am shocked that someone like the VP would use his position to get ladies. That is what men like he does. He get the perks of the office. VP Mohandi is not the first or the last. However, the way he spoke and did it wasn’t all that good.

That is why I’m just quoting the Constitution to prove what the VP has possibly violated it.

Article 106 (2b) states:

106 Conduct of Vice-Presidents, Ministers and Deputy Ministers

(2)Vice-Presidents, Ministers and Deputy Ministers may not, during their tenure of office—

(b) act in any way that is inconsistent with their office, or expose themselves to any situation involving the risk of a conflict between their official responsibilities and private interests” (Constitution of 2013).

The VP should answer to this article, as it states a vital point for his office. That he shouldn’t have conflict between his official responsibilities and his private interests. We can surely question of making love at the office is a breach of his official responsibilities, as that is all his private interests. His privates are all active, while his using the public office to activate that. This is therefore not only a moral question. As he should answer and atone for his sins where he see fit. Since these woman are reported to be married already. So, this is infidelity, but that both has answer for on their own.

However, the cheating spouse is one issue on its own and if the VP is a cheating hubby himself. That is moral question, which is bad in itself. Nevertheless, the usage of the office and his position as a VP get laid is more worrying. That his searching for the honeypot and the fountain of youth. If not his searching to get his loads off. No matter what he does. He maybe should have been more careful and not as riled off.

Yes, people are busting his balls right now, but that is justified. The old man is a sexist and using his office to solicit sex. That says it all really. It should have consequences for him. Not just bust his balls. Peace.

Zimbabwe Devine Destiny (ZDD): VP Kembo Mohadi escapdes Disgraces the Nation (19.02.2021)

Opinion: VP Mohadi is useless…

“We got our independence but the white man never gave us knowledge on how to run our economy, we only know how to run General Dealers shops, the white man never taught us how to run a proper economy” – Vice President Kembo Mohadi

What legislation? What policy is Kembo Mohadi known for? I cannot think of anything. I cannot imagine anything he has done in power and as a government lackey. There is nothing he has delivered or done, that has made profound changes.

That is why its striking that one of the laziest legislators, one of the laziest in the cabinet and in general are blaming the colonial masters. The United Kingdom have their short-coming and did their bad things, while they were the ruler of Zimbabwe back-in-the-day. However, that is 40 years ago or about 2 generations ago.

There have been plenty of moons since the British had any say or did anything in Harare. It has all been ZANU-PF who has reigned and with brutal force. They have used the same means of the colonial to strike against the citizens. They were the new oppressors taking over for the old one.

That is why its very fitting. That one of the VPs are speaking out. One of the Deputies of the President in 2020 blaming the ones governing in the 1970s for the shortcomings today. No, it is not Mugabe and Mnangagwa. No, its Ian fucking Smith. The White Bastard of Rhodesia. Yes, the minority tyrant of Zimbabwe. Yes, he was a son-of-bitch. Yes, Smith was oppressive and deserved by all records to be overthrown.

However, there been plenty of water under the bridge since then. There been plenty of time to fix, amend and make a difference.

The problems of 2020 isn’t because of Smith and his bad regime. No, its because of the inept, corrupt and mismanaged rule of ZANU-PF. That is, it. We all know it is easier to blame someone else, then look into your own shortcomings. That is just what Mohadi did.

The VP looked to the predecessors, the ones in power 40 years ago. It is like blaming The Beatles for the sucking pop-music of the current age. It just doesn’t add up. The ZANU-PF, if they wanted too. They would have learned, they would have acknowledged and asked for counsel. So, that they could have fixed the economy and followed financial experts. Nevertheless, that haven’t been the case. It has tanked, because of how they operate.

So, blaming the leadership of the 1960s, 1970s and such on the trouble in the 2000s, 2010s and in 2020. Is beyond bonkers. That is not taking any accountability for the 40 YEARS in power. The ZANU-PF have had a lifetime to make things work. Instead they have depleted it all and blames its soon on the dead.

So long live the President, long live the Republic and Lord have mercy on the VP Mohadi, because he needs it. Peace.

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