
It is one vital thing for humanity and especially for the ones living in the Republic of Uganda. There is a need for a daily reminder. Just like we needed a daily reminder that former Vice-President Edward Ssekandi was still walking on this planet earth. We now need to remind ourselves, that it’s about time to worship and sing songs of appreciation of the great wonder-boy Lieutenant General Muhoozi Kainerugaba. If we don’t do that… someone will crush your soul and your bones will be eaten wild-beasts. I have now warned you … and I am sorry for being so late about it. However, we still have time to do the right thing.
Because, he needs red-carpets, long convoys of cars and fabulous woman to chew (which happens to be side-dishes and not his official wife). The Lt. Gen. needs to be humoured and get well written articles about his achievements. If he speaks or acts like a diplomat. Make it seems like his a seasoned statesman and solved world hunger.
The first son is the salvation of mankind. It is just like he has risen from the dead on the third day. After getting born in Tanzania in the 1970s… and being a refugee until his father took power in 1986. Alas, his greatness manifested in the flesh. His the next Kofi Annan and Nelson Mandela. No, his the second coming of Christ. That’s how the gig-workers makes it seem and his saving everyone along his way.
The Lt. Gen. isn’t the Special Force Command or uses any of his authority to torture people, keep people incommunicado or harm civilians who offends him. No, the people get hurt by themselves, they get scars on their own and they shouldn’t question the magical vessel of human inspiration called Muhoozi Kainerugaba.
I am writing this… because I am already tired of the praises, the songs or rejoice and grandeur of a man who only is in the spotlight, because he happens to be the son of the old man with the hat. He is only having the authority and office, because of birth. He would be another bottom-feeder and slum-dweller, which not a single soul would have paid no mind. Unless, he suddenly was able to strike gold and found a path out of poverty.
However, Lt. Gen. will be the golden boy and the Project Muhoozi is active. Just like Gen. David Sejusa aka Tinyefuza aka Tinye warned the world years ago. Now, The Independent Magazine and the East African is writing about his prominent rise. As if his coming out the ashes like a phoenix. However, he just came out with a silver-spoon from the Entebbe State House after listening endlessly to his father and the sermons of mama Janet. It must be tedious, but someone has to listen to these two on the regular.
So, if you expect this to die down. No, this will only amplify until Muhoozi has a church and a cult in his name. They might call it a political party or movement, but we know the drill. These folks will make the fans of Taylor Swift or Beyoncé look like innocent school-children. The ones following and sings psalms of the Lt. Gen. will be much worse…. and it will be far from holy.
He will be their deity and demi-god who is saving mankind. That is who he is and the air that he breathes can heal the sick. This the sort of narratives and rhetoric that is coming your way. Heck, Lt. Gen. will even guard the gates of heaven and secure entry of the fellowship of Rwakitura Monarchy and Church of the M-Sevens.
If you don’t know, now you know. Peace.















