Kenya: Letter – Ref: REG/HR/2/1(377)/Ref: Mobile Issuance of National Identity Cards and Voter Registration, Nyeri (05.10.2016

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Campaign Poster Fun: “If Aliens Attack, I am ready!”

Campaign Poster Doreen Nyanjura

Favourite political slogan is from LCV Woman Councillor at Makerere University, Doreen Nyanjura aka “The Iron Lady” that says: “If Aliens attack, I am ready!”. I’m used to special policy or political lingo, but science fiction is new! Hope you win by the way and use that iron to beat the crap out of the aliens, that are coming your way. Hope you learned som tricks either from the recent Star Wars movie or Will Smith in the Independence Day. I am sure the Presidential Speech, that’s in Independence Day can inspire you to gain voters.

Let me take a outake of that speech from Independence Day:

“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind; that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: ‘We will not go quietly into the night!’ ‘We will not vanish without a fight!’ ‘We’re going to live on!’ ‘We’re going to survive!’ Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”. 

I think that is enough. Peace.